We Will Leave NO Story Unturned

Want to know what's zipping around the blogosphere today? A Tale of Two Cheeses.

Apparently a year ago John Kerry made the incredible, national-security-threatening mistake of ordering a Cheesesteak in Philadelphia with Swiss cheese instead of the typical (and apparently much more acceptable) Cheese Whiz or Provolone cheese.

Recently Dubya was in Philly and told his audience that he was in Philly because he liked his cheesesteaks with Whiz.

And apparently that's a lie, a LIE I tell you. Apparently he actually orders them with American cheese.

I'm completely serious. This is being written about my many bloggers that I respect and read every day.

And now I'm writing about it.

Gotta be a slow news day right?

No truce falling apart in Najaf.

No Iran threatening a preemptive strike on us.

No new revelations on Abu Ghraib.

Nope, nothing like that.

Just put this in the "sensitive", "F-Bomb", "shove it" file of inconsequential issues we all get sucked into talking about.

Posted by elisa at August 20, 2004 11:02 AM | Humor